Contrary to accepted wisdom, meat production is calorie-for-calorie, in terms of energy use, water consumption and greenhouse gas emissions, more planet friendly than growing fruits and vegetables:
Researcher Paul Fischbeck said eating lettuce was three times worse for greenhouse gas emission than eating bacon.
“Lots of common vegetables require more resources per calorie than you would think,” he said.
“Eggplant, celery and cucumbers look particularly bad when compared to pork or chicken.”
Eat some bacon evil vegetarian schmucks, you know you want to.