FEMINIST FUNNY

Australia’s highest profile feminist – also an author, public speaker and self-proclaimed humourist – attempts a joke:

Q. How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Not all of them.

Which brings to mind:

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, the feminist hive hectors the lightbulb until it changes itself.

Or:

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A few; one to change the lightbulb, the others to write books about the experience.

And:

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Feminist: The glass is being raped.

 

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