KIDNAP AND KEEP THEM IN THE BASEMENT

Clementine Ford’s man, “a very handsome and nice gentleman photographer” – try to get your head around she of the foul mouth, hairy legs, armpits and upper lip having a man – just isn’t enough for her:

What are the possibilities here?

  • Ford regards men as objects;
  • She yearns to be the meat in a man sandwich;
  • She thinks the Hemsworths are retarded;
  • She’s retarded.

No comment yet from Ryan Gosling.

Update: Hillary rang; she wants her wings and cankles back.

 

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