Clementine Ford’s man, “a very handsome and nice gentleman photographer” – try to get your head around she of the foul mouth, hairy legs, armpits and upper lip having a man – just isn’t enough for her:
What are the possibilities here?
- Ford regards men as objects;
- She yearns to be the meat in a man sandwich;
- She thinks the Hemsworths are retarded;
- She’s retarded.
No comment yet from Ryan Gosling.
Update: Hillary rang; she wants her wings and cankles back.