POLICE PERPLEXED

Viennese police are unsure of the motive for alleged attempted vehicular homicide. Let’s see what they know so far: a vehicle driven by a 21 year-old male was driven at pedestrians but missed; the driver is Vienna-born but of Middle Eastern descent (Turkish); he shouted “Allahu Akbar” from behind the wheel and during arrest; and while police searched the offender’s apartment they were attacked by his brother.

Yep, the guy’s obviously a crap driver who was calling out to Allah to guide him off the footpath.

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