NEW AND IMPROVED

A politically correct fairytale complete “with jealous princesses, fancy swords, displaced peasants, mean bosses, and tired workers–not to mention a Ouija board, a talking chair, and a big pot called “the state.”

Communism for Kids from MIT Press:

Once upon a time, people yearned to be free of the misery of capitalism. How could their dreams come true? This little book proposes a different kind of communism, one that is true to its ideals and free from authoritarianism. Offering relief for many who have been numbed by Marxist exegesis and given headaches by the earnest pompousness of socialist politics, it presents political theory in the simple terms of a children’s story, accompanied by illustrations of lovable little revolutionaries experiencing their political awakening.

And nothing better illustrates non-authoritarian than axe-wielding, zombified feminist girls destroying the enduring symbol of capitalism … a clothes iron.

Kid commies

Liberate a copy from an exploitative, capitalist book-seller near you.

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